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This blog is probably just gonna be everything I like and that's it:)

Dragons are giant winged, fire-breathing reptiles. Widely regarded as terrifying yet awe-inspiring, they can be found all over the world and are frequently referred to in Asian and medieval European folklore. Able to fly and breathe fire through their nostrils, they are one of the most dangerous and hardest to conceal creatures in the wizarding world.

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from pronqs  Source harrypotterdailly

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from scottsonnier  Source kill-of-la-hill

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source luxvriously

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source biomorphosis

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source lampghost

anus:

welcome 2 tumblr dot com

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source officialcomedy

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source super-slurpees

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source sarcastic-snowflake

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source thewinterswidow

nakeid:

theleatherlook:

smohkist:

voleum:

kisslng:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE

My kind of man

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OMG LET ME MARRY HIM

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source realitytvgifs

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from fallouttitans  Source becausebirds

Posted 18 hours ago by kieranissocoollike
Reblogged from midnight-heat  Source geeksquadgangbang

livebetterandlaugh:

If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires - I’m in. 

ashkenazi-autie:

ilovepeoplethattalktocameras:

Have we ever discussed the fact that 2001 - 2012 Disney channel’s shows all had strong female leads, with the exception of Zack and Cody but they had a black man in charge, a smart poor white blonde girl and a dumb rich Asian so still beautifully diverse.

Disney was 100% female empowerment and showed diversity. Who did they employ to create the shit they have today?

Of the shows with girls as leads, two of them were POC and their heritage was actively acknowledged throughout the show.
We have a Wizards of Waverly Place episode featuring a quincenera and we have That’s So Raven, which actually did a lot to talk about body image and addressed the issue of antiblack racism.



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